Oh, that’s where Barney Fife moved

Here’s a story that’s just right for me: an erstwhile triathlete, Y-member, Harry Potter reader who points to weird news. AP reports Penryn, Pa., police have voted to boycott the local YMCA’s triathlon next September. Why? Because the Y’s after-school reading program let kids read Harry Potter last fall, and we all know that Harry Potter promotes witchcraft, right?