What’s next, Ozzie Monthly?

I thought I would never again mention Gene Simmons in this blog (2nd item), but I just noticed in an article in Folio! Magazine that today is the ship day for a new “celebrity” magazine (ala Oprah-Martha-Rosie) called Gene Simmons’ Tounge. Surely another sign of the coming Apocalypse. I wonder if Terry Gross will subscribe?