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Was Nashville on the pipebomber’s AAA triptik? Some things are just too bizarre for words, but according to a story on cnn.com, the bomber was out to draw a smiley face across mid-America. According to this map, he was heading for Nashville.

I predict that he will claim he didn’t intend to hurt anyone, he just wanted to launch his career as an environmental artist.

Also, I predict the FBI will discover he was obsessed with the movie Forrest Gump, which features a smiley face and a solo trip around the USA…and an idiot.