Columnist fodder

The WSJ reports that McDonald’s is looking for additional non-menu products to sell in their stores. I can hear the computers of a thousand columnists cranking up to attempt witty shots at this one.

If they really want to succeed as retailers, I suggest they replace each of their restaurants with a Wal-Mart.

  • Lewis Pennock had a good headline for this story:

    “McDonalds to produce things other than food. Plans on merging with McDonnel-Douglas to become McDonaldsDonnelDouglas. Or McTriple D”