I’m sure I won’t succeed, but I’m hoping this is my last mention of “her” for a while. It’s just that Andy Borowitz artfully delivers his witty satire on the topic.

A day later, the NYT’s David Carr runs a story on the same theme as mentioned in the previous post: Is the “brand” Martha Stewart at risk by the foibles of the person? My answer, detailed here, is, “probably not.” One new development in Carr’s article: Instead of being labeled a “doyen” she is bestowed the title of “priestess.” Congratulations, Martha.