Who cares?

A review of the new magazine, Simmons Tongue.


Simmons Tongue is a busty men’s magazine that wants to help define a lifestyle for would-be Gatsbys who still fondly recall that time they had to have their stomach pumped at an AC/DC show.

This article raises a question I’ve wondered about for years: Do reporters know anyone other than, “University of Mississippi journalism professor Samir Husni” to call for a quote about a new magazine?

Pardon me, this paragraph is included so that a reporter doing a google search in the future regarding a new magazine can type in “new magazine” and “Samir Husni” and perhaps get this page. To whom I would like to inform, “Samir Husni is over quoted.”