• Hudge

    In this case, I’m with the guy recommending a newspaper: “The Mole Valley Digger” has a nice ring to it. There could be an ongoing spoof award to flay public servants and others who lack wit, imagination, couth or other positive attributes – call it, The Tunnel Vision Award. You could group the ads in one section and call it the Mole Bait department.

    Kenneth Grahame fans would go wild: http://www.online-literature.com/grahame/windwillows/