Fighting words

Fighting words: Here’s an update on the “Maxim for military men” vaporzine I first blogged last month, Drill Magazine: You may remember it’s the magazine targeting soldiers whose editor’s closest brush with service was when he, “once donated to the Salvation Army.”

Now, the Financial Times sheds a little more light on the vaporzine concept while adding to Mr. Vaporzine’s ability to continue his prediction (retired-general-pundit-style) that it’s a dud missle.

As I explained in my first post, the British custom(er) publisher John Brown is producing the “magazine.” I suggested that if it were a sponsored, customer magazine, it may have more of a chance to survive than the surface facts suggest. However, the FT’s article gives JBCB’s Simon Chappel the opportunity to make the “why this makes sense” explanation and this is what he says:

“The UK is way ahead of the U.S. in customer publishing. The quality of the creative in the U.S. is far behind.”

Okay. That does it. Them’s fighting words. Mr. Chappel has done nothing to explain why a customer publisher from the U.K. known primarily for women’s retail and other shopping-oriented magazines is uniquely qualified to produce a newsstand distributed magazine (that is not a customer magazine) for U.S. military personnel. Why didn’t he just say that John Brown once donated some old magazines to the Salvation Army?

Also, according to the FT, “JBCP was introduced to the deal through links with two U.S. entrepreneurs, whom Chappell declines to name.”

I’ll throw a flag on that one, too. If John Brown is publishing this for two U.S. entrepreneurs, why can’t they be named? Why go stealth?

If this isn’t a customer magazine, Mr. Vaporzine still predicts John Brown’s hobby will soon lie a-mouldering in the grave.

  • Hudge

    >If this isn’t a customer magazine, Mr. Vaporzine still predicts John Brown’s hobby will soon lie a-mouldering in the grave.

    It has taken me 16 long years of mentoring you, but at last you have achieved pun Nirvana. Fine work, Grasshopper.