Offwalzine – titles that Wal-Mart decides to exclude for whatever reason (e.g., cover story on its illegal immigrant cleaning crews)

Laterzine – titles that look so good lying around your house that you mean to read later (National Geographic used to be one of these, but has been replaced by tonier books like Saveur)

Careozine – magazines published by various charities, such as Heifer International, that you leave lying around to prove you care…