Marthette vultures update

marthettesMarthette vultures update:’s Dan Ackman does his version of the Marthette vulture article: “With Martha Stewart herself preparing to leave the stage, corporate America is said to be looking for the next Martha. While many are said to be ready to audition, none is likely to do more than play Martha on TV. They can look like Martha and sound like Martha, but just as Nicole Kidman was not actually Virginia Woolf in The Hours, they will not be the real thing. It’s not that they lack Martha’s talents or even her range. It’s that no one will get Martha’s deal. (Previous “Marthette vultures updates” can be found here and here and here and here and here.)