Outsourced Barry: Dave Barry explains outsourcing.

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So outsourcing is here to stay. Which leads me to my announcement: Starting today, I will no longer personally write my column. It will be produced by foreign humor workers, who, rest assured, are highly trained. You will notice no dropoff in quality as you continue to enjoy the wacky hmogrins of fblsevry lftht hvfrsmnyrs aqdrfltns abtfbls not making this up rltngn alrtrds a good name for a rock band.

NEXT WEEK: Have you ever noticed that Mgrgjhr hvfrdf? Ha ha from that! Booger.

Secret formula? I’ve haven’t posted many pictures (if any) to this weblog taken with my cell phone’s camera. But the other day I was driving down Harding Road in Nashville and was stopped behind this Coke truck. I couldn’t figure out what is that red stuff spraying out of the coke bottle: Catsup? Blood? Cherry juice? It can’t be coke, as coke is sorta a dark brown color, isn’t it? Since I was talking on the phone anyway (speaker phone, of course), I decided to take a picture and post it here to see if someone may have a theory on what that red stuff is?