Outsourced Barry: Dave Barry explains outsourcing.
So outsourcing is here to stay. Which leads me to my announcement: Starting today, I will no longer personally write my column. It will be produced by foreign humor workers, who, rest assured, are highly trained. You will notice no dropoff in quality as you continue to enjoy the wacky hmogrins of fblsevry lftht hvfrsmnyrs aqdrfltns abtfbls not making this up rltngn alrtrds a good name for a rock band.
NEXT WEEK: Have you ever noticed that Mgrgjhr hvfrdf? Ha ha from that! Booger.