Martha asks for “do-over”

homeMartha asks for “do-over”: This weblog admits it is responsible for making up the rumor that Martha Stewart’s lawyers will request that instead of spending time in jail, she will agree to purchase this and move in and start all over. And this time, she promises not to step on too many “little people” on the way up.

Later: Now that I’ve seen a picture of the house, I think there’s a reality show in here, somewhere: Martha buys the house, moves in with several women who want to start their own businesses. They shop together at K-Mart. Learn how to decorate and cook from Martha and then start selling decorating and catering services to the neighbors. We all vote for who we think should get the big book deal. Oh, wait. Someone kinda thought of it already.