Coming soon: The rexblog has learned that Hollywood is rushing out a film “loosely based” on “khaki-pants-gate” called National Treasure: The Sandy Berger Story starring Nicholas Cage. In the Jon Turteltaub-directed film, Berger breaks into the National Archives in order to discover a treasure map he believes is printed in invisible ink by the founding fathers on the back of the Declaration of Independence. (Hey, it could happen.) As it is a Jerry Bruckheimer film, the Sandy Berger character uses lots of explosives and high-tech gadgets rather than stuffing documents into his pants and socks. But, hey. It’s Hollywood. Don’t believe me? Then watch this trailer for the film.