Marths says, “Hi”: Martha Stewart has posted (well, her people have) a Thanksgiving message on MarthaTalks.com.

Quote:

…I am safe, fit and healthy, and I am pleased to report that, contrary to rumors you might have heard, my daily interactions with the staff and fellow inmates here at Alderson are marked by fair treatment and mutual respect.

Translation: “Help!!!”

(Via: CNN.com)