Bring back Janet: I’m sure after that blow-out of a first half, I was the only viewer still watching the Orange Bowl half-time show and that, what?, goth-cheerleader thing that lip-syncing-challenged Ashlee Simpson was attempting. The song, called “La-La” has the repetitive line which she kept shouting: “You make me wanna…., You make me wanna…., You make me wanna….”

Puke, Ashlee. The next word is “puke.”