Vetting John Roberts: I’ve been doing some instant background checking on the President’s nomination for the Supreme Court and here are some of the facts I’ve uncovered:

John Roberts perhaps is best known for his long stint as a CBS news correspondent however, he is also a successful business entrepreneur, the founder of two health and beauty facilities in Mayfield Heights and Chagrin Falls, Ohio. Other business ventures of Mr. Roberts are a printing company in Minnesota and a Toyota dealership in Manchester, Tenn.

A noted artist, John Roberts is well-known for his chainsaw woodcarvings. He also practices holistic dentistry.

All his friends think he’s a saint.


Time posted: 7:17 pm on Tuesday, July 19th, 2005

5 Responses to “Vetting John Roberts”

  1. Geeez Says:

    Now I presume you’re waiting for Scoble and Winer to correct you. :-)

  2. Les Jones Says:

    You should see the activities he’s engaged in under his alias, Jack Roberts.

  3. Dog One Says:

    What are his views, if any, on the SECOND AMENDMENT????

    No one seems interested in his views on the CONSTITUTION.

    DH

  4. rex Says:

    I think he believes holistic dentists and chainsaw artists should have the right to bear drills.

  5. Troy Worman Says:

    What a relief. Now, I can finally go to bed.