How to interpret magazine industry gossip lingo

How to interpret magazine industry gossip lingo: Whenever you read a statement like, “Don’t eulogize Sylvester Stallone’s magazine, Sly, just yet!,” it means, “Wait a few days and then you can start.”

Also, whenever you hear someone is leaving a job because of “a ‘wanderlust’ to do other things,” the meaning of the word German word “wanderlust” can be translated into English as, “a huge severance package to wander out the door and never come back.”