The greatest Christmas movie ever: Every year it’s the same. My kids ask, “Is this the year you are going to finally watch ‘A Christmas Story‘?” And I say, “Maybe.” They can’t believe I haven’t seen a movie they think is “so me” (whatever that means). Now, after hitting “record” on my DVR during TBS’s 24 hour marathon of playing Christmas Story continuously, I just became a joyful member of the Christmas Story cult. Merry Christmas people. Let’s go eat some “Chinese turkey.”