Bizarre

Bizarre: Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally
shot
and injured a man during a weekend quail-hunting trip in
Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday. (Being “sprayed with pellets” can mean lots of different things. Even I’ve been sprayed with pellets. However, when the Vice-President of the United States is the “gun man,” well, that’s big news.) Count-down to headline including the phrase “not just shooting himself in the foot.”

Update: “Whittington was bleeding, but he was
not very seriously injured, she said. Cheney was very apologetic, she added.” I would hope.