Dave Barry suggests that sending a fresh whole rabbit from Amazon.com (NSFV - “not safe for vegans”) is a nice way to say ‘thank you’ to someone who sent you a holiday fruit cake.

Bonus: When looking at the Amazon.com “fresh whole rabbit” page, be sure to scroll down to read the customer comments and to note the other items bought by customers who buy things like fresh whole rabbits.

(Thanks, naturally, to Hudge.)