Quote: “Any publicity about herself, instead of the site, ‘makes me want to climb under my desk and hide,’she said.” (Okay, Gina, You can come out now.)
The first issue of a redesigned Yankee, the New England regional magazine, features a snowy photo from New, uh, Mexico.
Quote: “Whether you are looking to read about the latest happenings in the news or want to thumb through your favorite magazine, the Columbus (Nebraska) Public Library has a little something for everyone.” [I think this could also run in the Onion with very little editing.]
This has got to be one of the most comprehensive press releases I’ve ever seen that was not a part of some regulatory filing by a publicly traded company. Facts and stats out the wahzoo regarding tours and CDs and books and movies related to country music.