Ft. Worth reporter desperate for by-line

Hammock editor Hudge and I had to look twice at this Ft. Worth Star-Telegram story he picked up from Dave Barry’s blog. The headline, “4 towels, ashtray taken from Motel 6,” and the infographic map suggest to me a disgruntled reporter sneaked in a story he could use in his job application to The Onion, as the parody site has plenty of similar stories.