February 4th, 2007

Finally, Peyton Manning won a Super Bowl. Finally, he didn’t choke in the big game.

Finally, we can all move on to another topic.

Finally, a prediction: Next year the Colts won’t win the AFC South.

Take it to the bank.





February 4th, 2007

It’s like Bizzaro TiVo: This page on the CBS Super Bowl website is posting all of the ads after each quarter.





“Rex is going to have to step it up.” — Shannon Sharpe





Dave Barry at his finest:

Quote:

The Super Bowl is today; the electronics stores are open right now. You need to step up and be a MAN, by clipping out the following newspaper article and giving it to your wife:

SMALL TVS CAUSE CANCER, STUDY SHOW NEW YORK OR BOSTON — (AP) — A scientific study, done by scientists, has shown that small television screens cause cancer.

”If your TV set is not the size of, at minimum, a Toyota Camry, you are taking a serious medical risk,” stated Dr. Harold Gropenfinger, a scientist. “A person who would deliberately expose her family, including children, to a smaller TV is, in my scientific opinion, scum.”

Dr. Gropenfinger won the 1998 Nobel Peace Prize for Science for discovering that beer prevents heart disease.

(Thanks, Hudge)





February 4th, 2007