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Quote: “When Ms. Wilson was pregnant with her first child, she ran every baby name she and her husband, Justin, considered through Google to make sure her baby wouldn’t be born unsearchable.”
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Quote of the day: “If a regular photograph of you looks exactly like a DUI mug shot, the police will eventually arrest you.”
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Second best quote of the day: “If your goal is to kill people other than yourselves, I cannot think of a worse plan than having six people conduct an armed assault against a military base.”
