Get me re-write: Walt Mossberg says a Windows machine is better than a Mac

Walt Mossberg, the consistently Mac gung-ho columnist at the Wall Street Journal, is going to launch a million rebuttals from MacFanboy Nation with his review of the Dell XPS One that concludes it is “the first Windows all-in-one desktop I’ve tested that I believe matches or exceeds the iMac in hardware design.”

I wonder if the Dell folks are doing a re-write parody of this early “I’m a Mac” ad: