Russia, Korea form new “Axis of Whinning”

Russia and Korea are both mad as hell and they aren’t going to take it anymore. They also said if we didn’t start letting them win once in a while, they were going to get their big brother to come over and beat us up. Gee, on all the TV commercials, the athletes seem to be having great fun hanging out together at the McDonalds where they smile and sip Coca-Cola. Really, with those 12,000 free condoms floating around, can’t we all just along?