Shocking! 48-Hours unleashed its investigative reporters to discover the answer to a critical question all America is asking: Do those photos of perfect models on the covers of women’s magazines cause readers to develop inferior self-images? What’s next? A report on why TV news anchors have perfect white teeth and is that causing the rest of us to have dental envy? So, for the record, here is the truth, honest: Those perfect looking models on the covers of magazines are cartoon characters. They are not real. They are figments of the imaginations of editors, art directors, makeup artists and photoshop magicians. How do I know this? Because, and I’m a little embarassed here, this is me with my mustach photoshopped out.