Twisted: Here’s how today’s Tyco mistrial news sounds to me: The Tyco executives, who clearly bilked their company out of hundreds of millions of stockholders’ dollars can’t get convicted while Martha Stewart, who was not even prosecuted for insider trading of another company’s stock and has been proven innocent in both criminal and, today, civil courts related to any misdeeds regarding her own company’s stock, is going to jail. Makes no sense. Besides, Martha Stewart would never decorate with such gaudy shower curtains or entertain in such a extravagantly gauch manner as those Tyco sluts.