Welcome, hayseeds

Welcome, hayseeds: Before leaving Nashville this morning, I picked up a NY Times (yes, one can even have it delivered to ones home out there in America) and was amused to read an entire section of clichéd pieces on what us yokels coming to the big city should expect and essays exploring the true essence of New Yorkitude. The self-absorbed silliness of the stories leads me to I assume most of the pieces were written by people who grew up in Wisconsin or Kentucky and are overcome with New Yorkcentricity because it helps them cope with psychological truama related to their fears of inadequancy caused by the minimal size of their apartment.