Historic firsts

Pardon me while I place two historic firsts in the record.

Early this morning, my wife starts off a conversation with, “I disagree with something you wrote on your blog.”

“When did you start doing that?” I respond.

“Disagreeing with you?”

“No, reading my blog?”

Second, today Gawker placed the phrase “Media and Marketing Guru” in front of my name. (Note to self: Add a side-bar blurb: “A Media & Marketing Guru,” says Gawker.)