Onion Network Report: Why an existential crisis caused the cancelation of the Jaguars-Titans game

As I noted, on Sunday I attended the Titans-Jaguars game in Nashville. If you wondered why the game was canceled after the coin-toss, this report from The Onion Network explains Fred Taylor’s existential epiphany upon recognizing the randomness and triviality of life. Note: I was one of the fans who were shouting the imponderable.