It’s one of those days

Today, Apple is making “An Announcement.” The event is themed, “It’s Only Rock & Roll” and all the best Apple watchers have spent weeks speculating about what will be announced.

While the September announcements have traditionally been focused on new iPod models, you never know when there will be “just one more thing.”

So, in the spirit of the day, here’s a re-post of a very funny (in other words, for you who are missing certain BS-detection skills, this is a parody news item and not an actual product) announcement the folks at The Onion produced earlier this year: