A Pre-Caucus Prediction for Who the Parties Will Ultimately Nominate

base all my predictions on a secret algorithm

In November, the race will be between Rubio and Clinton.

I’m not ready to predict whether or not Bloomberg will enter the race as an independent.

I will wait until November to predict who will be elected President.

I base all my predictions on a secret algorithm I’ve hidden inside a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall’s porch since noon yesterday.