Saw the new Jason Bourne movie. I can’t recall the name, but I think it’s “Now Playing.”
Can’t really explain what happens except people look at computer screens while eerie music plays. I get stressed out looking at computer screens every day, so I know how that feels.
In the movie, Jason Bourne no longer has amnesia. Or maybe he does. I’ve forgotten already.
If you go see the movie, within ten minutes of its ending, you’ll also have amnesia about anything in it that is remotely plot-like.
As I can’t recall the plot, here is one I just made up: In the movie, Jason Bourne is now a rogue killer assassin who is a travel writer on the side.
Fortunately, the creators of the movie knew people would forget everything about the movie so they named it Jason Bourne. If they had named it anything else, people would forget that also. Now, people just have to say, “the new Jason Bourne movie” assuming they had forgotten the movie name, but actually they haven’t.
Can’t wait to complain about the next sequel titled, “Latest Jason Bourne.”